It's not well known that Adam was actually born in Malaysia,
Where he and his Eve were afflicted with an unusual form of linguistic Aphasia.
At first no words were even needed, for all they did was have sex in the sun.
It was only when the Serpent was heeded, that they talked and caused the hex of the pun;
And thus was first formed the most abnormal of abominable original sins - Paronomasia.